John's Movie Musings

May 19:
The DaVinci Code - Dan Brown's factual work of fiction. And by factual, I mean completely made up.
Over the Hedge - Obligatory Animated summer movie for the kiddies, complete with talking animals.

May 26:
X-Men 3 - Brett Ratner takes over this franchise. Who's that? The same genius behind the "Rush Hour" movies. Yeah, I'm scared too.

June 2:
The Break-up - It's that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston movie no one cares about.

June 9:
The Omen - Remake of the old horror flick.
Cars - Pixar's latest animated movie. This time with talking cars instead of toys or animals.

June 16:
Nacho Libre - Jack Black as a wrestling monk. Both disturbing and funny -- just like Jack Black
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift - I hear this one could win the Oscar. Well, maybe not.
Lake House - Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock. That's all I know. I smell chick flick.

June 23:
Click - Adam Sandler takes control of man's perfect remote.
Garfield 2 - Ummmmmmmm. Spend your money on lasagna instead.
Waist Deep - No clue.

June 30:
Superman Returns - The guy that left X-Men, left for Superman. In other words, this should be outstanding.

July 7:
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 - Cap'n Jack and crew battle Davey Jones. I'm there!
Little Man - Wayans' brothers comedy. Yeah, it won't be funny at all.

July 14:
Pathfinder - No clue
Pulse - No clue on this one either
You, Me and Dupree - Yep, no clue. I think this means this weekend is reserved for second viewings of Superman and Pirates.

July 21:
Lady in the Water - M. Night Shyamalan's latest. About a lady...in the water. No word on if Excalibur makes a cameo.
Monster House - Animated movie. Looks pretty funny
My Super Ex-Girlfriend - Uma Thurman with super powers...and bitter.

July 28:
Miami Vice - Colin Farrel as Crockett, and Jamie Foxx as Tubbs. Or is that the other way around?
The Barnyard - Yay, another animated movie with talking animals.

August 4:
Taladega Nights - Will Ferrell "comedy." I use that word loosely as I've yet to see Will Ferrell carry a movie on his own.
The Ant Bully - Animated. Talking animals. Sense a theme here?

August 11:
Accepted - Declined
World Trade Center - Another 9/11 movie. This is Oliver Stone's version. Lord help us.
Zoom - Tim Allen superhero movie. You saw it already back when it was called "The Incredibles"

Aug 18:
Snakes on a Plane - You see it's a movie about snakes....that are on a plane. But it's got Samuel L Jackson in it.

Aug 25:
Dead or Alive - This is a movie based on a fighting videogame. The game has absolutely no plot. Guess how good this movie will be.
How to Eat Fried Worms - I read this book when I was a kid. Doesn't mean I wanna see the movie, though.
Idlewild - No idea.
Material Girls - Hillary Duff movie. Visit the dentist instead. It would be less painful.